Failed Party

Want to know a surefire way to find out who your real friends are? Host a party!

So I was going to have a farewell party and invite all my friends to say goodbye since I'm leaving the country for 2 years. I invited about 20 people. The final guestlist - 2 people. Yep, you heard right. And some of the excuses were classic - I can't come, my dog will bark and annoy the neighbours. I won't know anyone there. Seriously! These people call themselves my friends!